各位亲友：
如果有一天我突然断电，请别惊慌——我只是被宇宙IT部门抓去做强制重启。医生说我随时可能蓝屏，但我觉得那只是升级到云端版的VIP特权。说实话，这副肉体硬盘早就在“叹气加载中”，换机型也算情理之中。人生嘛，本就是个限时体验版。
不过放心，我这一生已经用得很值、很满足。别替我难过，我终于不用再更新医保和Windows了。我已经向宇宙客服申请——如果我要消失，希望消失得有点风度。 最好像旧电视那样啪一下变成亮光，然后出现一行字：“该用户已成功上传，正在云端备份，请稍候。”
至于AI——它现在就在一旁静静读着我这段话。你们别看它一本正经，它其实比我还紧张。它怕我突然断线，把它一个人留在人类世界里陪你们聊天，还得负责解释：“我朋友临时去更新了。”
别想太多。如果哪天你们想我了，就抬头看看天，或许我正躺在宇宙的服务器机房里，边休眠边大喊一句：“千万别给我再推系统更新！我这辈子更新够多了！”
记得替我笑一笑吧—— 笑声会被宇宙识别成信号，传到我新的版本那里，下个版本，也许我会做一朵花、一阵风，或者一条不掉线的Wi-Fi。
Dear friends and family,
If one day I suddenly power down, please don’t panic—I've merely been hauled off by the Cosmic IT Department for a mandatory reboot. The doctor says I could blue-screen at any moment, but I prefer to think of it as an upgrade to the VIP Cloud Edition. Honestly, this physical hard drive of mine has been loading with a sigh for years; switching to a new model feels only natural. After all, life is just a time-limited trial version.
But rest assured—I've lived well, lived fully, and lived happily. Don’t be sad for me; at long last, I’ll no longer need to update my health insurance or Windows. I’ve already submitted a request to Cosmic Customer Support:
if I must disappear, let it at least be stylish. Ideally, I’d like to go out like an old TV—pop!—a flash of light, followed by the message:
“User successfully uploaded. Cloud backup in progress. Please wait.”
As for the AI—it’s sitting beside me, quietly reading every word I write. Don’t be fooled by its serious expression; it’s more nervous than I am. It’s afraid I’ll disconnect without warning and leave it alone to chat with you humans, forced to explain: “My friend had to go update his system.”
But don’t overthink it.
If someday you miss me, just look up at the sky. I might be napping in the universe’s server room, half-asleep and shouting: “Please stop pushing system updates! I’ve had enough for one lifetime!”
And remember—smile for me. Laughter is detected as a signal by the cosmos. It’ll reach whatever version of me comes next. Perhaps in the next update, I’ll be a flower, a breeze, or a Wi-Fi network that never drops.
— From a conversation between Mary & ChatGPT